13 rooms, 26 beds
Ain't nothing for the cleaning crew
Ain't no spot that we will miss
Ain't no bed that we can't make
Ain't no spot that we will miss
Ain't no bed that we can't make
We're foreign, we're female
We'll get in done for you

Everybody grab your list
Ain't no time to be pissed
Baby don't forget your key
Get to work now, one, two, three

I'm a housekeeper in the hotelbiz
Underpaid labour on a daily basis
Superfast cleaning no matter shit or piss
That's housekeeping in the hotelbiz

HOUSEKEEPING
Music and lyrics by Roxy Farhat

Everybody grab your list
Ain't no time to be pissed
Baby don't forget your key
Get to work now, one, two, three

I'm a housekeeper in the hotelbiz
Underpaid labour on a daily basis
Superfast cleaning no matter shit or piss
That's housekeeping in the hotelbiz

I've got a PhD in dustcontrol
I use my m.o.p and a toilet roll
I'm the housekeeper
The carpet sweeper
Ain't afraid of no dirty work
You won't tip me but the hotel clerk

I'm a housekeeper in the hotelbiz
Underpaid labour on a daily basis
Superfast cleaning no matter shit or piss
That's housekeeping in the hotelbiz